Monday 10 February 2014

The Gift

25th March, 1998, just a minute past twelve noon, and I was brought into this world by my mother. Often when we talk about birth, it is of much obviousness that only the mother receives the entire credit. Fully aware of the fact that it is the mother who plays the most important role of carrying the baby in her womb for nine months and bringing a new life into the planet, I however, would like to alter the above statement, “I was brought into this world by my mother and father.”

190 months-16 days, 137184 hours, 8231040 minutes, 493862400 seconds and counting, has been approximately the amount of time of my existence as of now. Each and every moment ever since I was born, there have been two individuals who I call Ma and Deta, have always been there for me, nurturing me, helping me, being there for better or for worse, making me a better-stronger person and doing oh so much more that whether the list was to be continued, I could never finish, and they still continue to do so. And as I am almost about to turn Sixteen, the understanding about the value and importance of family, my parents to be specific, has multiplied to a great extent. I have often seen children generally paying tributes to their parents only when one has lost them; according to me though, realizing the meaning and importance of someone only after they are no longer with you is in a way futile, because now the person being paid tribute to will never come to know about your extremely late realization and can no longer acknowledge you for your late love. So, instead of a late comprehension of what Ma and Deta mean to me, I would like to make you both aware of the big amount of space that you two have occupied in my left and right atrium and my left ventricle; apologies, but I needed the right ventricle for myself.

As William Shakespeare’s poem, ‘Seven Ages’, goes,
“All the world’s a stage,
And all the women and men merely players;
They have their exits and entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts.”
Ma-Deta, you both brought me into this platform and I am always hoping that this entrance of mine onto the stage was an enormous joy. From a mewling and puking baby, then the whining school-girl and now the often outspoken, misbehaved teenager, my parents have always guided me on living the right way, helped me face my troubles and conquer my problems, kept me far-far away from danger, and supported me with no expectation. All those sleepless nights that Ma-Deta spent for me, all because I cried all night long, the countless number of times that they had to clean up after my poop and puke and how they never once hesitated to get my dirt on their hands, breaking their backs carrying me around all day long because I cried my lungs out if I was left sitting, and just so many other situations as such they went through causing them utter pain and stress, but never asking back anything in return and having no regrets, is something that leaves my jaw dropped and awe-struck. This is what ‘love’ is, and the love of a parent can never be compared to any other love in this entire universe.

Ma-Deta, I also never fail to forget the ache and sorrow that I have given you with my numerous episodes of irresponsibleness, insincerity, and mischief, but please keep in mind that the things I did that caused you hurt were because of poor judgement taken by a growing teenager with sometimes irrational hormones and undeveloped frontal and pre-frontal lobes of my brain, which regulate impulse control and judgement. I am a human being and I am flawed from birth, but flaws and mistakes are what bring me a step closer to perfection. I am only in my third stage of life and I have yet another four stages to finally fulfil my purpose on Earth and make you proud. You both are my heroes, and I cannot ever see having anyone else as my heroes. For all that you both have done and continue to do for me; my love for you is irrevocable, unconditional, indispensable and undying.


“After all, when everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching – they are your parents.”

Sunday 9 February 2014

The NEHA Theory!

Aaahhhh!!! Wooooohoooo!!! Yayyyy!!! I love Caffeine! Absolutely and totally love-love-love caffeine!!
Yes! Yes! Yes! All this excitement, the sudden burst of energy, hahahaha, most definitely is the after-effects of caffeine. But, what the hell, right? I’m happy as a ____________, I have no idea what to fill that gap with, but I think I would like to go with, “I’m happy as a Neha.” That just made absolute no sense, whatsoever; there is no need to remind me of it. However, it could make some sort of sense, “Happy as a Neha.”
You know how I have ample of free time, and am eternally bored, so I looked up the meaning of “Neha” on urban dictionary. The results were so darn hilarious-

1.       “This person is really cool, intelligent, and nice. She cares for others and her younger siblings. Whenever you meet anyone named Neha, your life will definitely be improved.”
2.       “Otherwise known as the Hindu sex kitten, Neha, is an extremely beautiful, funny, smart, and wonderful person. She will usually been seen with a trail of hot men following her around.”
3.       “A beautiful girl with high intelligence. Usually out of league for many male species. The name is probably for a female of Asian ethnicity. Has large eyes and is untouchable.”

And OH MY GOD! There is a ‘Neha Theory’!!! Can you believe it? I have my own goddamn THEORY! All the more reasons to be super psyched! Let me tell you what The Neha Theory is about-

“It is the theory formulated by astronomer Nicolaus Copernicus, in which the Sun revolves around a relatively stationary Neha at the centre of the Solar System.”

Hah! The theory in some sort even relates to the kind of person I am. A lot of people are self obsessed and narcissistic, but most of them absolutely loathe it when other people comment on their self obsessed behaviour, they’re not quite open about a narcissist. In contrast, however, I don’t mind coming out and admitting that I am totally in love with myself. So I quite often say it out loud, “Yes! I am self obsessed and narcissistic. I love myself. I don’t care if somebody thinks that I am obnoxious for being happy with myself. I am simply appreciating the gift of life given to me by God himself.”

Therefore in conclusion, Nicolaus Copernicus receives a humongous salute and loads of love from me for naming his theory with perfection, which is The NEHA Theory!