Are You Dumb?

Question- How many calories do you eat a day?
Answer - 1267553891083799297379000

Question- What's your BMI?
Answer - Higher than your self esteem

Question- Do you have any idea how UGLG you are?
Answer - Your face is as Shit and so is the way you spell, so what?

Question - Do you need to eat that?
Answer - No, but using my fork to eat helps to keep me from stabbing you with it.

Question- How much do you weigh?
Answer - Perfect but Definitely lower than your stupidity.

Question - Don’t you know that being fat is unhealthy?
Answer - Don’t you know what is and is not your
business?