The NEHA Theory!

Aaahhhh!!! Wooooohoooo!!! Yayyyy!!! I love Caffeine! Absolutely and totally love-love-love caffeine!!
Yes! Yes! Yes! All this excitement, the sudden burst of energy, hahahaha, most definitely is the after-effects of caffeine. But, what the hell, right? I’m happy as a ____________, I have no idea what to fill that gap with, but I think I would like to go with, “I’m happy as a Neha.” That just made absolute no sense, whatsoever; there is no need to remind me of it. However, it could make some sort of sense, “Happy as a Neha.”
You know how I have ample of free time, and am eternally bored, so I looked up the meaning of “Neha” on urban dictionary. The results were so darn hilarious-

1.       “This person is really cool, intelligent, and nice. She cares for others and her younger siblings. Whenever you meet anyone named Neha, your life will definitely be improved.”

2.       “Otherwise known as the Hindu sex kitten, Neha, is an extremely beautiful, funny, smart, and wonderful person. She will usually been seen with a trail of hot men following her around.”

3.       “A beautiful girl with high intelligence. Usually out of league for many male species. The name is probably for a female of Asian ethnicity. Has large eyes and is untouchable.”

And OH MY GOD! There is a ‘Neha Theory’!!! Can you believe it? I have my own goddamn THEORY! All the more reasons to be super psyched! Let me tell you what The Neha Theory is about-

“It is the theory formulated by astronomer Nicolaus Copernicus, in which the Sun revolves around a relatively stationary Neha at the centre of the Solar System.”

Hah! The theory in some sort even relates to the kind of person I am. A lot of people are self obsessed and narcissistic, but most of them absolutely loathe it when other people comment on their self obsessed behaviour, they’re not quite open about a narcissist. In contrast, however, I don’t mind coming out and admitting that I am totally in love with myself. So I quite often say it out loud, “Yes! I am self obsessed and narcissistic. I love myself. I don’t care if somebody thinks that I am obnoxious for being happy with myself. I am simply appreciating the gift of life given to me by God himself.”

Therefore in conclusion, Nicolaus Copernicus receives a humongous salute and loads of love from me for naming his theory with perfection, which is The NEHA Theory!